In case you haven't heard, there's a major swine flu pandemic sweeping the world. Sadly, it has inflicted several casualties, including one in our own family. However, being a glass-half-full kind of guy, I look for a silver lining, even when the survival of the human race may be in question. So I encourage you to jump on board this latest fashion craze, because pretty soon it will be sweeping the world as quickly as the swine flu virus itself!
Now some may ask, "Do I really need to wear a face mask?" or "Are face masks really effective at preventing the spread of the swine flu?" According to my extensive research, if someone coughs near you, masks can stop or slow the larger droplets that might infect you. Take it from somebody who rides the Boston subway to work everyday with some pretty sketchy folks, you do not want large droplets of infected spittle making contact with your grill.
Now that we've established with scientific certainty that you must wear a mask at all times to avoid getting infected with the swine flu*, let's talk about the fashionable advantages to such face-wear. The possibilities of self expression through your choice of mask are endless. This lady is already offering some "fashion surgical masks" for $10 a pop. However, if you ask me, those are pretty weak/ugly.
I prefer my masks to come from a more reputable source. Consider this Louis Vuitton mask, paired with a very practical nurses outfit. I am a little concerned however that this mask is a little too dainty and may not provide adequate protection against the "larger droplets" that were referenced earlier.