I Party With Jay Gatsby

Since I first read it during my formative years, F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby has been my favorite book of all time.  I have read and re-read it countless times since, highlighting poignant and meaningful passages, and it seems to only get better with each read.  That, I feel, is the mark of a truly good story.  Of course, I have also seen the 1974 movie adaptation with Robert Redford and Mia Farrow.  And now, as of two Fridays ago, Baz Luhrmann's  version, starring Leonardo DeCaprio and Carey Mulligan, is a contender.  Unfortunately, haven't had the opportunity to see it--yet!  But I will--and I couldn't be more excited to discover how this version stacks up to the absolute perfection that is the story of Nick, Daisy, and Gatsby.  In the meantime, I'm partying with Jay Gatsby from the sidelines...and here are my inspirations:

He smiled understandingly--much more than understandingly.  It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life.  It faced--or seemed to face--the whole external world for an instant, and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor.  It understood you just so far as you wanted to be understood, believed in you as you would like to believe in yourself and assured you that it had precisely the impression of you that, at your best, you hoped to convey.  Precisely at that point it vanished--


One of the most stunning examples of literature come to life, the iconic Tiffany & Co. created Jazz Age Glamour, a collection of jewelry for the Gatsby film.  As a celebration of the 1920s, featuring amazing diamond necklaces and bracelets, looping strands of pearls, and ornate headpieces, "The collection captures [Fitzgerald's] characters’ privileged lives with modern versions of their Tiffany jewels that glittered through posh parties and summer soirées at grand estates, fueled by jazz and bubbling champagne. "  This dazzling Corsage Necklace (not to mention its price tag) take my breath away.

Corsage Necklace, $485,000
from the Jazz Age Glamour Collection
by Tiffany & Co.

I like large parties.  They're so intimate.  At small parties there isn't any privacy.

I can't take credit for discovering this tank; the lovely Megan shared her fabulous Etsy discovery with me, and I have been obsessing ever since.  While it seemed that no one who came to Gatsby's parties was actually invited, aside from perhaps Nick and Daisy, I wouldn't mind being a Gatsby party-crasher.  The Spring House on Block Island is how I've always pictured Gatsby's house in my mind, but I have a feeling Baz Luhrmann has something a bit more elaborate in mind.  I suppose I'll have to wait and see.  

I Party With Jay Gatsby Tank, $28
by SilksAndScreens
Available on Etsy

"I wouldn't ask too much of her," I ventured.  "You can't repeat the past."

"Can't repeat the past?" he cried incredulously.  "Why of course you can!"

He looked around him wildly, as if the past were lurking here in the shadow of his house, just out of reach of his hand.

This Gatsby clutch is one of a zillion reasons why I love Kate Spade, for keeping geeky English majors like me on trend.  I've had my eye on the Gatsby clutch for some time.  Against the cheerful yellow, I love that the strand of pearls seems to represent the excess of the roaring twenties and the pool of black the dark subtext of the Gatsby tale--and all with an irresistible pinstripe lining that would have been right at home in West Egg.

The Great Gatsby Book Clutch, $265 (on sale)
by Kate Spade

No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his ghostly heart.

As a teenager reading The Great Gatsby, I was always struck by Gatsby's seeming obsession with the past.  During days when I was beginning to carve my own path, the story of Gatsby and Daisy--and the collateral damage left in their wake--was an almost cautionary tale to me, of lost love, regret, and broken dreams.  All of that, of course, wrapped in a shiny package of lavish parties, amazing clothing, and wealth beyond measure.  To me, this tiny heart ring is a sweet symbol of what should have mattered most for Gatsby and Daisy, of what was ultimately lost.

Wee Heart Ring, $78
from Anthropologie

He must have felt that he had lost the old, warm world, paid a high price for living too long with a single dream.  He must have looked up at an unfamiliar sky through frightening leaves and shivered as he found what a grotesque thing a rose is and how raw the sunlight was upon the scarcely created grass.  A new world, material without being real, where poor ghosts, breathing dreams like air, drifted fortuitously about...

When I spotted this print on Etsy, I was immediately sold.  Representing wealth and recklessness, the image of Gatsby's car is printed, appropriately, in green over an actual page from The Great Gatsby.  For me, Gatsby's "gorgeous car," an object of his material wealth and the source of coveting and admiration in the early Gatsby chapters, becomes sinister in the end--a physical harbinger of death, a vehicle (quite literally) of Gatsby's undoing.  Admittedly, I am a bit obsessed with this story, but I truly love this print for its subtle loveliness and sadness.

Great Gatsby Rolls Royce Print, $9.90
by Story304
Available on Etsy

Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter--tomorrow we will run faster, stretch our arms farther... And one fine morning-- So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Green has long been my favorite color.  I inherited my green eyes from my wonderful mother.  For a little while, while I was growing up, I was slightly covetous of my brother and sister's bright blue eyes--until I learned in science class that green was the most rare...  So, while I may not believe in the green light the way Gatsby did, I absolutely appreciate the symbolism of green in the story, as well as its glorious physical manifestations in the wide world of fashion, like this absolutely stunning trench from Burberry Prorsum.  I mean, a green lace Burberry trench: need I say more, old sport?

Kickback Lace Trench Coat in kelly green, $5,500
by  Burberry Prorsum

I've spoken several who have seen Baz Luhrmann's Gatsby so far, and people either love it or hate it.  I sincerely hope that I am in the former camp, a failed movie adaptation is perhaps one of the biggest disappointments ever.  For me, I've never had issue with artist liberty and interpretation, provided that the integrity of the story and its themes remains.  I suppose I'm just going to have to see for myself and report back! 

Psst... For more information about Tiffany & Co.'s Jazz Age Glamour collection, click here.

A Coat to Covet

I feel like it's a rule, of sorts: whenever I find myself shopping for others, I undoubtedly stumble upon countless items that I'd like to have for myself. This is especially true around the holidays--and so I was unsurprised when, during a shopping outing at Anthroplogie this past Friday, I discovered a coat fit for royalty.

The Tyndall Coat is the definition of classic, with its simple tweed design, faux fur collar and bracelet sleeves. I love the way its elegance is simultaneously reminiscent of Margot Tenenbaum and a bygone era. And then there's the obvious functionality factor, for a fashionista simply must remain warm and stylish during the chilly winter months. Okay, so it might not be quite as functional as my North Face, but there's no denying that it's a coat to covet! And isn't that what it's really all about anyway?...

Images, in order of appearance: (1) Tyndall Coat by Tabitha $248, available at Anthropologie (www.anthropologie.com); (2) Image of Gwyneth Paltrow and Luke Wilson in The Royal Tennenbaums.

ROSEBUD!

You may not know this, but I suffer from perpetually chapped lips--either that, or my lips are just completely addicted to lip balm/salve/gloss and can't seem to function properly without it... Whatever the case, the little zip pocket in my purse is always jammed with a variety of lip treats to keep my kisser kissable. The options are plentiful, but since receiving Smith's Rosebud Salve as a gift from my beloved Annie Rose, it's been one of my favorites in the chapped lip therapy department. My only issue with it: the packaging. As aesthetically pleasing as the classic tin is, application can be tricky; call me a germaphob, but I would much rather wash my hands before dipping a finger into my lip salve. But fortunately for me (and my phobias), all is never lost...

Shopping at Anthropologie just last week, I was waiting to pay for my items and found myself captivated by those pesky grab items--you know, the little jars of goodies strategically placed by the register as last-minute impulse buys? Well, in one such jar was (drum roll please)....TUBES of Rosebud Salve! Hallelujah. Rosebud may have been the enigma of Citizen Kane, but it's the ultimate beauty remedy for this fashionista! This fabulous multi-purpose has amazing healing powers that sooth and heal dry lips, while giving them a rosy little gloss in the process. Plus, it works for other ailments too; you can use the salve to ease the sting of (minor) burns, cure dry elbows during those horrid winter months, tame fly-aways, or even smooth your cuticles! The possibilities have always been endless, and now the packaging is ideal.

Images, in order of appearance: (1) Smith's Rosebud Salve in 0.8 oz. tin $6, available at Sephora (www.sephora.com/); (2) Smith's Rosebud Salve in 0.5 oz. tube, available at Anthroplogie (http://www.anthropologie.com/); (3) Rosebud sled from Citizen Kane, image thanks to Destination Hollywood (www.destinationhollywood.com).

Top 3 Valentine Picks: from a gentleman to his lady love...

Gentleman, start your engines... There are just three days left until V-day; do you have a present for your sweetheart yet? If your answer is no, never fear; you will soon learn that all is never lost when you have She's Come Unheeled just a mouse-click away. Allow me to share my top three Valentine picks, from a gentleman to his lady love:

Because two hearts are better than one... I am newly obsessed with these Logo Heart Studs by Dior. As a Valentine's Day gift, the heart shape is festive and fun. The added bonus is that Dior is always in fashion, and so your lovely lady can also wear them all year. After all, they are as tasteful and elegant as they are sweet.

Pricetag: $130

Say it with sweets... We all know that the road to a lady's heart is paved with sweet treats. In fact, nothing ends a marital spat between my beloved husby and me quite like a piece of carrot cake from the bakery on the corner! Knowing that, what better way to express your love than a dozen cupcakes, each expressing a romantic sentiment--and shipped right to her front door in a festive pink argyle box! Choose from traditional flavors like vanilla or chocolate, or go wild for love with more decadent choices like triple chocolate or red velvet. Mmmm...

Pricetag: $55 per dozen

Because every relationship has a soundtrack... For the anti-Valentine types out there, the soundtrack to 500 Days of Summer--the latest and greatest in anti-love stories--is the perfect way to put your heart on your sleeve without buying into the Hallmark-iest of Hallmark holidays. Tracks like The Smiths' Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want and Meghan Smith's rendition of The Pixies' classic, Here Comes Your Man will ring true to your girl's creative and intellectual sensibilities while making her heart melt (if only on the inside).

Pricetag: $13.99

At Valentine's Day, it really is the thought that counts, and as you can see from my fabulous top three, you don't have to break the bank to be thoughtful. So whether your valentine is a sophisticated fashionista, a pretty little homebody, an intellectual goddess--or better yet, all three!--be sure to show and tell her how she makes your heart go pitter-patter.

XOXO,

Lolly

Images, in order of appearance: (1) Dior Logo Heart Studs in gold $130, available from Saks Fifth Avenue (http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/); (2) Romantic Cupcake Collection by SAS Cupcakes $55, also available from Saks Fifth Avenue; (3) 500 Days of Summer, movie photo thanks to the Deliberate Prose blog (http://deliberateprose.wordpress.com/) and soundtrack available for download from iTunes (www.apple.com/itunes).

Down The Rabbit Hole

As you may have already figured out, I have a somewhat obsessive personality. One of my many obsessions is--and always has been--Lewis Carroll's Alice In Wonderland. In fact, when the story was reissued with Ralph Steadman's illustrations a couple of years ago, I thought I had died and gone to Wonderland. So you can only imagine how excited I am for the March 5 release of Tim Burton's adaptation, where (among other fantastic actors and actresses) Johnny Depp will play my beloved Mad Hatter. Fortunately, as March still seems very far away, Urban Decay has pledged to take a few fashionistas down the cosmetic rabbit hole to keep us distracted for a while...

In preparation for the launch of Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland, Urban Decay has partnered with Disney to create a limited edition Book of Shadows. True to their motto of beauty with an edge, this eye color palette includes 16 best-selling eyeshadows; a bottle of eyeshadow primer; and two eye pencils. Inspired by Alice's journey through Wonderland, the colors have been fancifully renamed. Choose from the likes of Underland, Curiouser, or Muchness (formerly Flash, Grifter, and X)--just to name a few. The best part? This special palette features a paper pop-up scene of Alice herself.

The White Queen: Can you do addition? What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?

Alice: I don't know. I lost count.

Alice may have had trouble with arithmetic, but I'm confident we can work this out: (One) I am a fashionista, self-proclaimed and fabulous. (And one) I cannot function without eye make-up. Really. If I were on a deserted island, I would demand mascara at the very least. (And one) I love love loooove all things Alice. (And one and one and one and one and one and one and one) Through the caterpillar's hookah smoke, the numbers are clearly there: I need this. Down the rabbit hole I go...

Special thanks for Lauren for spreading the word about the Book of Shadows.

Psst: To see a trailer of Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland, in theatres on March 5, 2010, click here.

Quote: from Alice In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll. Images, in order of appearance: (1) The Cheshire Cat and Alice by Ralph Steadman, from Alice In Wonderland, image thanks to Art.com (http://www.art.com/); (2) Alice In Wonderland Book of Shadows $52 by Urban Decay, available online (www.urbandecay.com).

Angry Music, Vampires, & New England--Oh My! An Ode to Black

Lately, I'm all about black. Black clothes are pretty much my uniform at work, black nails have become a part of my identity, a light smokey eye has taken over my cosmetic repertoire, and even my hair is black now. I love black for being simultaneously functional, chic, and totally classic.

So what's the deal? Have I gone emo? Am I a bit too obsessed with vampires? Maybe there's a little too much angry music on my iPod? My mother will tell you it's New England. When she and my Daddy moved back to Boston after living in LA for years, she said that her technicolor sunny California wardrobe stood out like a sore thumb against the black and grey New England background. So maybe that's it--maybe I'm a little too New England...

Whatever the reason, black is the new black--at least for me. So as an ode to the color I so dearly love and obsess over, I thought I would share some of my favorite black possessions with you. Some are old, some are new--but none are borrowed and NONE are blue!

Black Tee. Okay, let's rewind to the part about how I might be a little too obsessed with vampires: it's true. But can we also talk about what an amaaazing husband I have, considering that he purchased this tee for me, despite my competing affections for the fictitious and fiercely handsome pale face? Is it so wrong to love them equally?



Black Nails. French manicures are soooo last year! Like a little black dress (LBD!), black nails are classic. Whether you opt for Chimney Sweep or Black Satin, rest assured that your nails will work for day or night, work or play. Just make sure you keep your nails short and square; we don't need to get all creature from the black lagoon or anything.

Black Jeans. My office has a no denim rule. I know, right?--so unfair! The kicker is that my jeans are some of the nicest things I own! Yet, I have found that it's possible to bend the rules with black jeans, and my pair of black Joe's Jeans with their tasteful cigarette leg is my favorite way to go. Am I going to get totally nailed by putting this confession on the internet? Likely. But for the sake of you fashionistas living in a no-denim-by-day world out there, I'll take the hit.

Black Shoes. I received my first pair of Chucks as a child, but we were reacquainted during college when a friend gave me a pair (adult-sized this time) for my birthday--and it's been a love affair ever since. Unlike Kristen Stewart, I never wear them with a party dress--nor do I wear them to work (some rules can neither be bent nor broken). But every other time and place is fair game. Like most black apparel, they are comfortable, classic, and fabulous.

Black Hoodie. Sometimes a fashionista just wants to be cozy (hello, lolly.brand!), and nothing is more cozy than a hoodie. For years now, my black hoodie and I have been inseparable. Granted, my "black hoodie" is more like a series of different black hoodies that have been used, abused, and worn out. My new favorite brand for cozy-cozies is Alternative Apparel (not to be confused with American Apparel), AND if you're loving this fabulous Rocky style hoodie, then just wait until it has the skater graphic from brand.L by lolly.brand on it!* Coming soon...

Painting my nails in preparation for a friend's Christmas party a couple of weeks ago, my adorable husband remarked that black wasn't exactly the most festive choice. Nonetheless, it certainly looked fierce with my black and gold Yansi Fugel dress! What can I say? I guess I'm just happy being a black sheep--and loving angry music, vampires, and New England (obvi).

See you next year, dearest fashionista friends! I'll be the one wearing black...

XOXO,
Lolly



*Obviously, I'm ALL about shameless self-promotion, so let me just add this: brand.L skater hoodies will be available in January 2010--yay! Stay tuned at www.lollybrand.net for exclusive details. Plus, lolly.brand is now on Facebook; join the group by clicking here!


Images, in order of appearance: (1) Gashly Crumb Tinies drawing by Edward Gorey, image thanks to http://www.mentalfloss.com; (2) Team Edward Crew $24 from Urban Outfitters, online at www.urbanoutfitters.com; (3) Black Satin Nail Polish by Chanel, photo from www.fashionista.com; (4) Cigarette Leg Jeans in black by Joe's Jeans $165, available at Shopbop (www.shopbop.com); (5) Converse sneakers in black, photo thanks to Star Style Inc. (www.starstyleinc.com); (6) Rocky Zip Up Fleece Hoodie in eco black by Alternative Apparel, photo thanks to Alternative Apparel (http://www.alternativeapparel.com/).

Socks Again!

With just a few days left until Christmas, last night found me furiously multi-tasking in a desperate attempt to finish my holiday to-do list (if only...). As a consolation, I put on my newly purchased A Charlie Brown Christmas DVD to lift my spirits. What I didn't realize was that, in addition to A Charlie Brown Christmas, my DVD also featured It's Christmas Time Again, Charlie Brown--added bonus!

You're probably wondering where this is going, seeing that this is a fashion blog... Well, let me first tell you that It's Christmas Time Again, Charlie Brown doesn't hold a candle to A Charlie Brown Christmas. That said, I still had to laugh at the following scene, where Sally and Linus are listening to "The Twelve Days of Christmas" on the radio:

Sally: That song drives me crazy! What in the word is a "calling bird"?!

Linus: A "calling bird" is a kind of partridge. In 1 Samuel 26:20, it says, "For the King of Israel has come out to seek my life, just as though he were hunting the calling bird." There's a play on words here, you see. David was standing on a mountain calling, and he compared himself to a partridge being hunted. Isn't that fascinating?

Sally: If I get socks again for Christmas this year, I'll go even more crazy!!!

What Charlie Brown's little sis doesn't know is that socks are a faaaaabulous gift. In fact, I attended a Sock Swap with my favorite Bessie Blue girls just a few weeks ago (if you're slow on the uptake, that's a Yankee Swap where only socks are swapped), and I've never seen a more heated exchange of footwear since the Pucci boots scene in Confessions of a Shopaholic! With socks, the possibilities are endless. I'm partial to knee-socks, especially if they are argyle. My husband, on the other hand, absolutely adores Smart Wool socks. My dearest Momma is obsessed with dainty little ankle socks. And the list goes on... So, silly Sally, I will have to (respectfully) disagree. In the winter especially, everyone wears socks! So why not gift them?

Quotes taken from It's Christmas Time Again, Charlie Brown (1992). Images, in order of appearance: (1) Scene from A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965), thanks to TV.com (http://www.tv.com/); (2) Scene from It's Christmas Time Again, Charlie Brown (1992), thanks to YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/); (3) J. Crew argyle socks, photo thanks to Tres Tres Chic blog (http://sochicitsscary.blogspot.com).

Fashions for the New Moon

Happy New Moon day, fellow fanatics! As if it were a coincidence that it's raining like we are living in Forks today--I think not! In honor of the loooong-awaited release of the film version of the second book in the Twilight series, today's post is all about vampire fashion. So don't say you weren't warned.

But before we continue, let me first give credit where credit is due: one Annie Rose and one Mary Rene. The truth is, until April of this year, Twilight wasn't anywhere near my radar--let alone on it. But that's what a weekend in Seattle with the girls will do to you: hello, obsession! Since then, 4 books have been read (not to mention the two that have been re-read, but that's neither here nor there), and one movie has been watched...a lot. Needless to say, now I love boys who sparkle in the sunlight.

So, as a tribute, I wanted to share a few fabulously vampire-themed fashion MUST-HAVES:

1. The teeth... Because: If it doesn't have fangs, I'm so not interested. Hello, pearly whites--or sterling, in the case of this vampire fang necklace from Etsy. If you didn't think it was possible to vamp up your gangster grill, how wrong you were. And for the very reasonable price of $20?--Go ahead, bite me.

2. The pout... Because: What is a vampire without venom? My sister and I have loved DuWop's Lip Venom for years, thanks to the minty fresh sting and fancy applicator (I am admittedly a sucker for packaging--what my husband calls a "marketer's dream"), and now there's something new in the venom! According to DuWop, their new Twilight Venom is a shimmering crimson lip stain suspended in a venom-laced liquid lip conditioner with a super potent bite. Edward Cullen/Rob Pattinson is unfortunately not part of the packaged deal, but if it's any consolation, at least you'll be left with viciously venomous lips.


3. The gear... Because: If we learn nothing else from Bella, it's to always wear your heart on your sleeve. After all, nothing says "eternal love" quite like a graphic tee; hence all those I heart (fill in the blank) options out there. Plus, this tee has "tween" written all over it, making it deliciously awful, yet completely irresistable at the same time(sort of makes me understand that look on Edward's face when Bella first walks into their biology class).

In conclusion, about three things I am certain: First, Edward Cullen is a vampire. Second, I would be totally comfortable with having him thirst for my blood. And third, I am unconditionally and irrevocably obsessed--an obsession that is now bordering on unhealthy. Nonetheless, today isn't about me--no, no, no. Today is New Moon day, and that means we have only one task: to amp up the vamp. So get to it, my fearless fang-loving fashionistas--and I'll see you in the theatre.





Images, in order of appearance: (1)Scene from New Moon, thanks to Traffic Burst Blog (www.trafficburst.info/blog); (2) Vampire Fangs Necklace in Sterling Silver $20 by Everdreams Design, available on Etsy (click here); (3) Twilight Venom $16 by DuWop (available online at http://www.shop.duwop.com/); (4) I Love Vampires tee $26.50 from Delia's (online at http://www.delias.com/).

Fashion Flashback: Combat Boots Still Rock

Feeling slightly nostalgic this past weekend, I simply couldn't resist an Empire Records (an oldie, yes--but definitely a goodie) viewing. You should know that, as teenagers, fellow blogstar Sarah and I couldn't get enough of this cult classic. Our first love was undoubtedly AJ (sorry, Dallin), and I basically wanted to be Cory--so much so that I rocked my own version of her plaid skirt/mohair cardi/combat boots outfit on numerous occasions.

Though I am now far from being a teen (in spite of my love for Twilight), this movie will forever hold the key to my heart. Yet, from the perspective of the grown-up fashionista that I am today, I couldn't help but reflecting on their oh-so-90s style: the midriff-bearing tops that nearly all the female characters wear; AJ's patched jeans; Gina's clunky platforms... How far we've come! With one exception, for I maintain that, like Empire, Cory's combat boots still rock.

Clearly, I'm not the only one who thinks so. When Tory Burch's Donna Boot hit stores this fall, I immediately thought, "Doc Marten?" When it comes to fashion, we know all about reinterpretation--evident here in the 4-inch stacked heel; the ankle cuff with square buckles; and the gold hardware and side zipper detailing. To avoid a biker- chic subtext, an industrial-inspired boot like this is truly meant for a mixed aesthetic--and is best paired with something traditionally femme. Think: big bad boots + flirty party dress...

Not that I ever doubted her, but Cory obviously knew what she was doing. Rocking her Docs with a plaid skirt and soft sweater, she remained too preciously good girl to ever be mistaken for punk (someone should tell Avril Lavigne that the same applies to her--but we'll leave that to her skater boy). As it turns out, there is a lesson to be learned from this fashion flashback, so let's turn up the fierce factor by adding a little edge to our step, shall we? Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.

Images, in order of appearance: (1) Empire Records, 1995; (2) Donna Boot by Tory Burch $595, available online at http://www.toryburch.com/.

Unheeled? Maybe Never...

A couple of weeks ago, I asked you, my lovely fashionista friends, to tell me your thoughts on heels. More specifically, to heel or not to heel?--that was my question. Given the name of this blog, it seems like an appropriate forum to discuss heels. But the more I think about it, the more I wonder when she/me will indeed "come unheeled?" Maybe never...

Last month, the New York Times' Room for Debate Blog addressed "Why We Love the Shoes That Hurt Us." Not surprisingly, that headline caught my eye immediately, as I ask myself that very question all the time. Why do I keep going back to my gorgeous black Christian Louboutin pumps when, after wearing them for a whole day, it feels as though my shoes are filling with blood? Is the fact that I constantly get paralyzing foot cramps any indication that maybe I should lay off the sky-high heels? Perhaps. Yet, I don't (or won't?). I like to consider myself an intelligent and fashion-forward individual, so what gives?

Some would suggest height as a motivation, but I can confidently reject that reason. I've been walking tall at 5'11" for as long as I can remember--yet, I still opt for death-defying footwear that places me around 6'3" on an almost daily basis. Plus, these days it seems that everyone is in heels. If we're all tacking on the inches, then the added height is essentially pointless. So if not height, then what?

We're so vain. The Times blog debate quoted Nancy Rexford, author of Women's Shoes In America: 1795 to 1930, who explained this seemingly inexplicable lust for heels: In an age of slovenliness and fat, simply being thin is a mark of status, and high heels emphasize the advantage by lengthening the leg. Add platform soles, and you rise superior to a wasteland of waddling sweatshirts and dumpy athletic shoes.

At least for me personally, it's difficult to deny Rexford's explanation. After all, I look much, much better in heels than I ever would in flats. If I'm wearing a skirt or a dress, my legs look longer and leaner with heels on. If I'm wearing pants, I prefer the way the fabric falls over heels. Though I might be more comfortable in a pair of flats or even low pumps, I am willing to pay quite a high premium for a confidence strictly available with a 4-inch boost.

So what do we heel-lovers sacrifice in the name of fashion? My sister is one of the few fashionistas I know who doesn't wear heels. When I asked her why, she quoted Agador from The Birdcage, saying with a smile, I do not wear the shoes... because... they make me fall down. Joking aside, I remember walking arm-in-arm with Daddy at my wedding, frantically whispering, "Don't let me fall, don't let me fall!" as we made our way across the sloping lawn. Wearing 4-inch wedges, I clutched his arm--delicately, of course--for dear life. But my shoes, like my wedding, were perfect. So it was worth it.

Yet, as far as health goes, Marlene Reid, the Naperville, Illinois podiatrist and spokeswoman for the American Podiatric Medical Association quoted in the Times blog piece, explains that many podiatric physicians are concerned about the future problems stemming from shoe choices. High-heels are an obvious target, causing pain in the ball of the foot and knees as early as one's 20's. More interesting is the fact that flats are not exempt. Rather, continuously wearing (unsupportive) flats can result in arch problems for both women and men. I'm no podiatrist, but it looks to me like we're damned if we do, damned if we don't--short of wearing running shoes all the time (gross).

The age-old expression, beauty is pain, seems appropriate for this footwear conundrum. Are sacrifices in the name of fashion simply inevitable? In a recent Washington Post article, shoe maestro Christian Louboutin confessed, I would hate for someone to look at my shoe and say, "Oh my God! That looks so comfortable!" That's not what I want to project. But I'm not a sadist. I don't believe suffering makes you beautiful. But comfort is not part of my creative process. The take-home message? Suffering, while not mandatory, may be unavoidable--at least as far as your L'Bouts go.

Reid, on the other hand, argues that healthy feet does not require sacrificing fashion. To keep your feet happy and healthy, she suggests dropping down half an inch in heel height for stability, selecting shoes with padding, and alternating your heel height daily. Never wear a shoe that doesn’t allow you to walk normally. Alternatively, if you're wedded to those gorgeous sky-high heels, you can cheat a bit. Remember that scene in The Devil Wears Prada when a faceless Runway employee quickly slips out of her clogs and into her pumps when word gets out that Miranda has entered the building? Similarly, I have a friend who keeps a pair of flats or flip-flops in her bag for commuting purposes. Another friend will only wear heels when there is no extensive walking involved.

We all have our reasons for loving heels: longer legs; better posture; feeling confident, powerful, sexy, etc.; that irresistible clicking sound they make against the floor. Or not: they hurt; they're bad for your feet/body; you can't walk properly; that annoying clicking sound they make against the floor. Heels or flats? Given the option, as Victoria Beckham once said, Heels! I just can't concentrate in flats. But that doesn't mean that a girl can't come unheeled every now and then. I mean, Chanel does make some darling ballet flats, and I lovelovelooove my Chucks with jeans when I'm bumming around! But at the end of the day, I'll side with Manolo Blahnik every time: You put high heels on and you change. End of story.

Sources: (1) "Why We Love the Shoes That Hurt Us" from the Editors of the The New York Times (click here to see the full text); (2) Christian Louboutin, quoted in The Washington Post (click here to see the full text); (3) Thanks also to all the fashionistas who shared their opinions on heels with me!

Images, in order of appearance: (1) Girl in heels, photo from FabSugarUK (http://www.fabsugar.co.uk/); (2) Me! putting my shoes on, photographed by Ross Jacob Photographers (online at http://www.rossjacob.com/); (3) Christian Louboutin, image thanks to http://www.panachereport.com/; (4) Victoria Beckham, photo from SoftPedia (www.news.softpedia.com).

Smoke Signals

I was pleasantly surprised to see Kristen Stewart on the cover of next month's Allure. It wasn't the fact that she was on the cover that was surprising--she is a celebrity. Rather, it was the fact that she was looking so fresh-faced and pretty! Not to be a hater or anything, but she does seem to channel an unfortunate strung-out look on the regular--and heroin chic is sooo passé.

I attribute the New Moon star's new look to her fantastic eye make-up. Instead of subscribing to the school of smokey eye most often embraced by all MAC employees and the Taylor Momsens of the world, Kristen's eyes are softer, more subtle. This look is all about the earth tones. Fortunately, the beauty gurus at Allure have provided a convenient DIY guide so that readers can achieve the same irresistable eyes that make-up artist Dick Page created for Kristen. As you'll see, it's as easy as 1, 2, 3...

1.) With your color palette in hand, use a gentle sweeping motion to apply the bronze to your lids. I love Lancôme 's Color Design in mannequin.

2.) Then, using a pointed brush (I like Sephora's own Professionnel Platinum Smokey Eye Brush #24), lightly apply the grey shadow in and around the corners of the eyes. I'm partial to Urban Decay's gunmetal.

3.) Finish with a fine line of black pencil around the upper and lower lash lines, and polish with a coat of mascara. As far as liner, nothing can part me from Chanel's Le Crayon Kohl in noir, and I feel just the same about Dior Show Iconic mascara (also in noir).

Yet another pleasant surprise: this look isn't so hard to recreate! With just a few basic tools, Kristen's come-hither eyes can be yours. And if you're lucky, maybe you'll find your own Rob Pattinson/Edward Cullen too. Such is the beauty of smoke signals.



Psst: For more information on how to recreate Kristen's complete look, click here.

Image: Allure November 2009 cover, featuring Kristen Stewart (www.allure.com).

Where the Wild Things Are

With Halloween barely a week away, I've been thinking a lot about costumes. This year, my husband and I have the privilege of attending a Halloween wedding, where festive attire is encouraged. Despite my best efforts to talk my beloved into a theme costume, he has decided upon Max from the infamous Where the Wild Things Are, Maurice Sendak's childhood favorite that was recently adapted for the big screen. And while I will not be dressing as a wild thing, that doesn't mean I can't incorporate a little wild thing into my day-to-day fabulousness.

So where are those wild things, you wonder? Allow me to introduce a few of my favorites--and don't worry, they're friendly...

Within the animal kingdom, I'm partial to leopard print. I love the way the warm golds and browns contrasts against black. I'm especially in love with these leopard print leggings from Marc by Marc Jacobs. As functional as they are fun, they are pictured here with a sporty blazer, white tee, and basic black flats--but could just as easily work underneath a little black dress with a pair of heels, or with a chunky sweater and a pair of high boots. The possibilities are indeed endless. Unlike my man Tim Gunn, who professed his dislike for leggings on Project Runway a few episodes back, I am all about the versatility of leggings. Especially these.

But as you can see, there is more than one way to play the wild card. This stunning animal print dress from Chloé allows you to truly embrace the animal within, while amping up the elegance factor by way of ruffles and silk. As an alternative, Stella McCartney's ankle boots offer a fresh take on zebra print. Made of black and blue canvas, they are nothing if not edgy. With a less-than-sky-high stiletto heel, I envision wearing them with skinny black suit pants for the ultimate in high-power business/fashion.

The moral of the story is that there is a wild thing inside each and every one of us. In the world of fashion, this is fairly standard, but we all know that life off the runway can be a little different sometimes. Not so, in this case--at least, not with an arsenal of animal print in your wardrobe. So now, in the words of dear Max, Let the wild rumpus start!

Images, in order of appearance: (1) Image from Where the Wild Things Are, from Warner Brothers Pictures, 2009; (2) Leopard Print Leggings $68 from Marc by Marc Jacobs, available at Nordstrom (http://www.nordstrom.com/), photo from Cool Spotters (http://www.coolspotters.com/); (3) Animal Print Silk Dress $1,920 by Chloé, available from Net-A-Porter (http://www.net-a-porter.com/); (4) Animal Print Ankle Boots $675, by Stella McCartney, also available from Net-A-Porter.

Episode 5, The Verdict: Give Marilyn Manson and Faux Fur Vests A Chance

When a fabulous faux fur vest made an appearance in the window display of French Lessons, one of my favorite local boutiques, I immediately added it to my list of fall fashion "must buys." Chic yet functional, I could picture myself wearing it casually or out on the town; don't you just love versatility?


Feeling confident that faux fur vests will be all the rage this season, I had to know your thoughts. I mean, I couldn't be the only fashionista out there waiting for the temperature to drop, right? So I opened it up to Love It or Loathe It?, the fifth episode, starring (obvi) faux fur vests: hot or not?


I was surprised to discover that y'all are a bunch of haters! Truly. Either that or I'm losing my edge, a possibility that I simply cannot accept. But I did ask, so I have no one to blame but myself. That said, the nay-sayers all make solid points, and some even made me giggle:

• I personally don't like the way fur looks, real or fake. I prefer sleeker lines, tailored edges, and fur tends to be too blurry for me. However, fur lining is hella warm. Decisions, decisions.


• If I wanted to wear a rug, I would just lie down on the floor and roll myself up in a carpet.


• Faux fur vests and vests in general do not speak to me at all. If a gal needs a little extra cover-up in cool weather, I'm all for sleek, slinky, finely-knitted cardigans. Fits in with current "Mad Men" sartorial craze, don't you think? In matters of taste, always refer to Audrey Hepburn, the style queen of all ages.


• There is a certain je ne sais quoi about fur that makes me feel that only ladies who lunch can truly get away with wearing it... So for the everygirl like myself, this fur vest is a definite no. However, if fur is your thing, let it be fake or risk the wrath of angry Peta-filled mobs.


• To be worn only while wearing wide-leg denim and over-sized sunglasses while religiously sipping a grande nonfat latte. Also requisite: your name is Rachel Zoe.

Ahhh, who doesn't love a good Rachel Zoe joke? Of course, there are some on the fence, who appreciate the concept of faux fur vests but can't see it playing out in their own wardrobe. The neutral territory of Love It or Loathe It?, if you will:

• I think I would be a little overwhelmed wearing one myself, but I think it definitely looks good on some people in the right situation. I can only handle fur accessories or parts of an article being fur, like the hood on your Juicy sweatshirt.

Last but (absolutely) not least are the fabulously fierce few who like it HOT:

• Love it. Especially with dark skinnies and cute jewelry.

I place myself in this latter category for sure. I love the regal, timeless look of fur, and while I don't necessarily consider myself an animal activist, faux fur is both animal-friendly and budget-friendly--so it's a win/win in my book.

As far as the vest component is concerned, I have been a vest convert for many moons now, as they provide practically the same degree of warmth as a jacket, while letting you breathe a little too. Furthermore, as vests lack the utilitarian bulkiness of a jacket, the other elements of your carefully crafted outfit can see and be seen. Again, a win/win.

Do I sound defensive? How unbecoming... Let me say it this way instead: a faux fur vest is a fierce, contemporary reinterpretation of a the classically elegant fur coat or stole. Think of it as a cover, like when Marilyn Manson covered Screamin' Jay Hawkins' I Put A Spell On You for the soundtrack to David Lynch's 1997 Lost Highway. At first, it's borderline sacrilege--but then you realize that, as much as you want to hate it, you are totally and completely in love.

So, yes, that's my argument: give Marilyn Manson and faux fur vests a chance.

Images, in order of appearance: (1) "Mongola" Faux Fur Vest by Joie $318, available at Bloomingdale's (online at www.bloomingdales.com); (2) Hooded Faux Fur Vest by Juicy Couture $278, also from Bloomingdale's.

Fashionable Philanthropy

Fact: 33 million people now live with HIV/AIDS. Clearly, this isn't what I like to call a "fun fact." Fortunately, we are not helpless in the fight against AIDS--and now we can fight fashionably, thanks to Bloomingdale's. Beginning next week, from August 27 until August 30, Bloomingdale's is holding its Fashionable Fundraiser In Black and White, benefitting amfAR, the Foundation for AIDS Research.

As the staggering statistics about AIDS are black and white, so too is the theme of the Black and White fundraiser: an homage to classic films. A special movie lounge will be set up in stores, where attendees can watch black and white films and play fashion-themed games for equally fashionable prizes. Of course, fundraising is the real name of the game, as Bloomies has pledged $75,000 to support amfAR.

Don't worry, you can get your philanthropy on during the event too. Test your knowledge by completing a movie trivia card; for each card completed, $1 will be donated to amfAR--up to $10,000. Plus, knowing how much we fashionistas love the word "exclusive," amfAR Chairman Kenneth Cole has designed a tee-shirt exclusively for this event. You can find yours at the "Good Deeds" wall (bet you've never seen one of those before!), and for every tee purchased, another $25 will go to amfAR.

It's all in the name of a good cause. Since 1985, amfAR has been committed to the fight against AIDS and has invested upwards of $290 million towards its mission. Through their research efforts, amfAR has contributed to major advances in the study and treatment of HIV/AIDS.

As if you needed another excuse to shop at Bloomingdale's, now you have one--and a very noble one at that. You can score 15% off a great selection in stores and make a difference while you're at it. Looking good and feeling good about it? I, for one, am sooo there. After all, philanthropy is always in fashion.

• Psst: For a VIP ticket entitling you to 15% in store and online, click here. For more information on amfAR, visit them online at www.amfar.org.

Credits: AIDS statistic and Bloomingdales fundraiser image from amfAR, online at www.amfar.org.

Did You Just Google "Finance?"

When Confessions of a Shopaholic first hit theatres, I joked that it was the ideal movie for me. The truth is, some might classify me as a "shopaholic" with a penchant for getting a bit credit card happy--and who also finds herself working for a finance company. Coincidence? Clearly, the Louboutin fit.

However, if you have actually seen the movie (or read the book, which I confess I have not), then you know there is a more serious subtext: debt. It's all fun and games until you're running from the debt-collector, wearing 4-inch stilettos. But joking aside, debt has driven the economy into troubled waters, taking many victims along with it.

Perhaps you read the recent New York Times coverage of Annie Leibovitz's financial woes? Frozen by the headline earlier this week, my first thought was: no, not Annie! My photographic hero (next to my amazingly talented Aunt Suzie, of course) on the brink of financial ruin? How could it be possible? Then I read the article and was sobered by the realization that success doesn't necessarily require financial smarts. Or, as my Daddy so bluntly put it, Amazing people can be so stupid with money. Truly amazing. And to think, he likes Annie as much as I do!

The moral of the story, darling fashionista friends, is this: there is nothing fierce about fiscal disaster. So we must smart and stylish, which is totally possible. Though the New Year has come and gone, it's never too late to make resolutions. Here are a few to consider:

1. When pondering your next purchase, be sure you can think of three things already in your closet that you can wear with that item.

2. How many pairs of [fill in the blank] does a girl really need? Sell your stuff on Ebay or at a consignment shop to make room in your closet--and your budget--for new items.

3. Shop resale! I've already bragged about my consignment conquests. Check out the consignment shops in your area to score designer duds at a fraction of the cost.

4. Don't charge it! Enough said. In fact, sometimes I have to leave my credit card at home to force good behavior. I wouldn't go so far as to freeze it in a block of ice, but do you what you have to do.

5. Mommy, can I have my allowance now? Put yourself on an allowance, allotting a certain amount each week/month/whatever for "extras," like clothes and beauty products. When the pot is empty, you just have to wait for the next installment. I know, I know; life can be so unfair.

All is never lost; let the financial plight of one Miss Leibovitz be a lesson for women everywhere. Did you just google "What is finance?" Cheers to fiscal fashion.




To read the full article, For Annie Liebovitz, A Fuzzy Financial Picture, click here.


Images, in order of appearance: (1) Isla Fisher, as Rebecca Bloomwood in Confessions of a Shopaholic; (2) Annie Liebovitz, photographed by Tony Cenicola for The New York Times, online at www.nytimes.com; (3) also from Confessions of a Shopaholic.